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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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In a piece of cheek so monumental it beggars belief, the United Nations Human Rights Council has said that the UK must "consider holding a referendum on the desirability or otherwise of a written constitution, preferably republican".
 
The council has 29 members including Saudi Arabia, Cuba and Sri Lanka. It was the Sri Lankan envoy who raised concerns over the British monarchy. The report said Britain should have a referendum on the monarchy and the need for a written constitution with a bill of rights.
 
The monarchy costs each adult in Britain only 62p a year, which very few of us would resent. It makes you wonder how much each of us pays to keep MPs in the luxury to which they've accustomed themselves, or how much we all pay to support the (largely British-funded) IPCC global warming conspirators. I bet it's more than 62p.
 
The monarchy may not serve much useful purpose apart from bringing tourists into London by the thousand, but most of us are rather attached to the old dears. The more senior ones like Mrs.Queen herself and the McDuke of McEdinburgh are magnificently grumpy and therefore deserve our whole-hearted support, while the younger ones keep Sun and Daily Mail readers amused. Even pressure-groups representing taxpayers admit there is no case for getting rid of them, says Matthew Elliott, chief executive of the TaxPayers' Alliance.
 

Queen … or President? Hmm … tough choice …

 
Still, on the face of it - and once you've got your breath back! - there's a certain amount of sense in the suggestion. At least it would confirm to the world and to ourselves what we all know in our hearts, and rarely express. Despite the efforts of the mad mullahs who would like us to become the Islamic republic of Britistan, we could embark on a referendum reasonably confident that the result would be an overwhelming vote for the status quo.
 
The other bit of the suggestion, that we should have a written constitution including a Bill of Rights, is more interesting. What the ignorant savages from Sri Lanka, Syria and Iran won't know is that we already have a Bill of Rights, and have had for quite a long time. It's called Magna Carta, it was a pretty good document when it was first written, and most of it still makes sense today. The current government in its arrogance has driven a coach and horses through many of our fundamental rights and privileges - mainly to appease or control those same minorities we are now accused of discriminating against - but once David Davis is Prime Minister that'll all be set right, with every single MP who voted in favour of locking British people up for 42 days without charge or trial being tried for treason and condemned to death. Especially the Irish ones.
 
It's important to see the UN report for what it is. It's just a joke (I wonder what the Iranian is for "you're havin' a laugh, aren't you?"). Some of these monkey republics have got fed up with our press, our politicians and our campaigners being all high and mighty, criticising their political excesses, their dreadful treatment of their own citizens, and their appalling human rights practices.
 
So they've decided to have a go themselves. I'm sure they don't expect us to take it seriously - after all, they include Cuba with its one-party elections, poverty and rotten human rights record, and Sri Lanka which is not even a proper country but a divided society with armed gangs going round murdering innocent people. Then there's Saudi Arabia which is a monarchy itself (and no referendum, I bet!) and stands accused of abusing British prisoners in its gaols.
 
The Syrian representatives accuse the UK of discriminating against Muslims. That's the same Syria that has acted for years as puppet-master of the ongoing crisis in Lebanon, actively encouraging the violent anti-Semitic and anti-Christian Muslim militia.
 
Really you have to feel sorry for Neue Arbeit sometimes. It must be really hard to be accused of "discriminating against Muslims", when you've spent the last ten years bending over backwards to appease them and other minorities to the point where most Englishmen - native-born Englishmen, I mean - feel that it is they who are the actual victims of racial discrimination.
 
Then there's Iran, whose representative complained about - wait for it! - the UK's record on tackling sexual discrimination!
 
That's the same Iran whose constitution contains no less than thirteen pieces of anti-woman legislation. These great champions of women's right have executed tens of thousands of women since 1979 when the mullahs took power, mostly for just opposing the régime. The worst kinds of torture are inflicted on female political prisoners including repeated sexual assaults and amputation of body parts.
 
At least 22 women were sentenced to death by stoning during the eight-year reign of the last president, Ayatollah Khatami. Girls between ages 10 to 17 are the prime victims of sexual slavery - in Tehran alone, 4000 street girls roam the city on a daily basis, subject to sexual and physical violence. Reports indicate that 90% of the runaway girls end up in prostitution or are sold in the Persian Gulf human trafficking market.
 
Women and girls bear the brunt of Iran's poor economic conditions. 700,000 children aged 10 to 14 work in the black labour market. 67% of the students deprived of education are girls between 11 and 16 years old. Only 11% of Iranian women are employed.
 
The World Health Organization has placed Iran as 3rd ranking country for deaths by suicide, and an Iranian governmental official, Heyran Pournajaf, is on record as saying that 70% of suicides are women, 9 out of 10 of them young women between 17 and 35.
 
But hey, just so long as they're standing up against the UK's poor record on tackling sexual discrimination …
 
So, all in all, a bit of a nerve from the United Nations, and one that we will of course ignore. We've got more important fish to fry at the minute - notably the way in which the human rights of our white, Anglo-Saxon majority are under attack from our own government, something the UN report didn't mention, strangely.
 
But it does raise a more serious issue, doesn't it? Don't we have to ask why we continue to belong to and support an international organisation that permits its committees to indulge in such meaningless and mischievous posturing? Is this any way for serious world leaders to behave? What good has the UN ever done us? And do we, in the UK, want any part of it?
 

 
The GOS says: I think a campaign may be beginning to take shape here … Britain out of the UN, out of the EU, and David Davis for Prime Minister …
 

 
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